About Us

Not a Parent Company started as a caffeine experiment gone too far and turned into a studio that actually ships. We don’t scale for ego and we don’t do theater. Staying small means we move fast, cut out the noise, and turn ideas into working products without bureaucracy.

Our philosophy is simple: products should feel fast, intentional, and just playful enough to stand out. Craft isn’t window dressing—it reduces support tickets, builds trust, and creates space for real innovation instead of endless patch jobs.

We run on clarity, sarcasm, and the belief that every click earns trust. Simplicity beats complexity, deep work beats shallow busywork, and automation beats repetition. That’s how we keep things professional, lean, and just sharp enough to remind you why you came to us.