Privacy Policy

Last updated: August 16, 2025

1. Introduction

We’re Not a Parent Company. We build software and we take privacy seriously, even if our brand is unserious. This policy explains what we collect, how we use it, and your choices.

2. Information We Collect

• Contact info you provide, like name and email (for the “Reach out” form).
• Usage data such as pages viewed and general device/browser details.
• Optional content you send us in messages or attachments.

3. How We Use Information

• To respond to inquiries, proposals, or support requests.
• To operate, maintain, and improve our site and services.
• To communicate important updates and, occasionally, good news.

4. Cookies & Analytics

We may use cookies or similar tech to understand site traffic and performance. You can usually control cookies in your browser settings. Blocking them might make some things less fun.

5. Sharing & Third Parties

We don’t sell your data. We may share limited info with service providers (e.g., hosting, analytics) who help us run the site. They only use it on our instructions and must protect it.

6. Data Retention

We keep information only as long as needed for the purposes above or to meet legal requirements. When we no longer need it, we delete it or anonymize it.

7. Your Rights

Depending on where you live, you may have rights to access, correct, delete, or restrict the use of your data. Contact us and we’ll sort it.

8. Security

We use reasonable safeguards to protect your information. No system is perfect, but we try very hard not to be the weak link.

9. Contact

Questions about this policy? Reach us via the contact form or email us at hello@notaparentcompany.com.

10. Changes

If we update this policy, we’ll post a new “Last updated” date above. Big changes will get a louder announcement.